Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.
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this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me
Go for someone who is proud to have you.
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kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
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When you’re doing dishes and you put a spoon under the running tap
This used to creep me the fuck out as a child
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my friendship comes in 3 levels:
3) inappropriate sexual humor.